Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Top 10 Reasons Obama Returned Churchill

10 — We only play nice with dictators and thugs.

9 — It was returned by mistake. Joe Biden thought it was Michael Caine.

8 — "It kept staring at me saying 'Appeasement doesn't work! Appeasement doesn't work!"

7 — Thought it was made of chocolate and would melt in the 85 degree oval office.

6 — Had to make room for trillion dollar taxpayer ATM machine and a teleprompter.

5 — Obama said, "Sorry, I never heard of the guy! Guess they didn't teach that at my madrassa."

4 — Thought "special relationship" with England meant something completely different.

3 — Returned with the request to send bust of Neville Chamberlain.

2 — Found out Churchill said, "There is no such thing as a good tax."

1 — Was not aware it opened entrance to the Bat Cave.

Source: http://tinyurl.com/dgnqge

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